Hilarity Explodes

Clara has always made me laugh. But lately, her ability to do so has been in hyper drive. On the way home from my mom's last night, as I was frantically trying to write down the funny things she was saying (while driving), I realized there is no way I can record the entirety of her funniness. Only having a recorder constantly on her would make this possible. Ah well, such is life. Just another reason I am hoping Heaven has movie theaters that we can watch replays of different days/times from history. However, here are a few of my favorites as of late:

{I had to run inside to get something real fast so I left Clara in the car}
A: I will be right back. I have to grab something and will be really fast.
C: Okay, don't get a ticket.
A: What?
C: Don't get a ticket in the house.

C: Mom, I really want you to take me to the doctor because my finger hurts because Dad clipped and clipped and clipped it
A: Clara, your finger probably hurts because you pulled the skin off it. (PS Jason hasn't clipped her nails for a while)
C: But it really hurts so I want to go to the doctor.
A: Well, we only go to the doctor if it's an emergency.
C: There is an emergency in my finger.
A: {Laughing}
C: Mom, there really are emergencies in my finger.

{After seeing a bra box at Costco with a model on the outside}
C: Mom, that lady is not modest. Her boobs are covered up, but I can see her belly.

And for the other thousand conversations I can't record, this picture oughta do.